Whether it's personal or business marketing, it appears you need to get naked to get any attention these days. Sexting, sexy wine labels and sexy names all point to the growing need to bare it all to close the deal no matter what your selling.
Sex sells, even in (or especially in) the wine industry. Just ask porn star Savanna Samson whose outrageously successful red wine
Sogno Uno scored a 91 from Robert Parker and features a side view of her wearing only a see-through gown and high heels. Maybe porn star Ginger Lee can parlay her experience with Congressman Weiner into a wine label of her own.
Stupid Bastard maybe (there's a
Fat Bastard already afterall), wait that's not sexy. How about
No Penetration, there's already a
Penetration Cabernet Sauvignon by (you guessed it) Naked Winery.
Weiner and Naked Wine
Even worse:
